"John A."

"What it is."

"I'm gonna do it."

"Do what, move to New York?"

"Yeah, you are the first person to know besides me."

"Cool, so August 1 is the thing?"

"Yeah, I guess we have to talk about a bunch of stuff that has to happen before then. I just decided a couple minutes ago."

"What made you finally work it out?"

"Nothing. I just felt it and stroked it like Kobe Bryant."

"Gross, I mean cool! You're taking it strong to the hole."

"I'm feeling it. I'm taking it strong to the hole, she said. This must be how Kobe Bryant feels all the time."